A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? - Oscar Wilde
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.- Barbara Kelly
A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. -M*A*S*H, Klinger
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
